A list

So.

• My dad is an asshole.
• I am starving because I can't afford to go out and get food.
• My room is looking perky because Brenna is running out of room to keep the flowers that one of the guys that she is dating is constantly bringing her.
• My computer is back. (Hallelujah!)
• The Dateless One came to the conclusion that she's not into this going-out-meeting-strangers-and-dating-them thing.
• The Dateless One is now scrambling for nice ways to turn down dates.
• My room is now clean. (Cleanish. I need to take the garbage out and finish with my closet and organize my books. And vacuum.)
• Job hunting.
• Apartment hunting will soon follow (see bullet #1).
• College hunting will follow at some point (I'm liking the idea of going away again).
• No kitchen. No sewing room. Nowhere to bring people to sit down if they visit my house other than the beds of my sister and me.
• Eleven sugar-free months.
• I will be twenty-one in exactly one month and I have no idea what I'll do the day of.
• And I'm writing a novel in one month. Don't ask, it's too painful.

And that's some of my life right now. It's a lot more complicated than that, as there are a number of things I can't post on the net and/or just can't remember right now 'cause I'm floating in a weird haze. But I'm back. And I might post every now and then.

Nnnnn...kill me now.

UPDATE: Huzzah for frozen Mexican pot roast! All better...

UPDATE: Not all better. I have chased all my readers away through not posting. May the fires of a thousand hells fall on my head and burn off my eyelashes and disfigure my better features. Also, I am having a cup of milk for dinner. 'Cause I ate the pot roast. Maybe I could have coffee for dinner? Too expensive.

UPDATE: Alternative solution. I could just go out on one of these date things and get the guy to pay for my food.

UPDATE: No. Dating is mercenary. This goes against the very grain of my personality. I cannot do it! My integrity will make me die someday.

EDIT: The word "integrity" in the previous sentence should be replaced with "stubbornness." I have a false sense of self-righteousness in this matter. Which shall now be dropped. As shall this post.